I deserve a spanking.

I think I should probably go down as the worst blogger ever, especially when you put into perspective that I'm not actually busy - just lazy. I apologize to all those that read this and don't go on Alloy because you might think I'm dead or comatose. Wouldn't that suck? Being a vegetable? That recent episode of house with the comatose patient that could hear everyone, but couldn't respond was like watching my worst nightmare come to life (next to all Freddy Krueger movies). Anyway, T-Minus 8 minutes until a new episode of Grey's Anatomy, so I must bid you adieu to witness Lizzie's death....or close to it. Toodles!





Oh, and my apologies for the crappy quality of these, I took them upon my arrival home rather than my departure and also sorry to Jessica for not taking a picture of the shoes. It's on my to-do list. Oh, and my hair's brown now. Stare and be amazed.

T-Minus 5 hours until the good sun is home

When I left the house it was 50 degrees, then by the time I got home for these pictures, it had gone up to 70. :/

I think I looked kind of ridiculous schlepping around town in head to toe black when it was beautiful outside.









There's more pictures I'll add later, but for now, I need to clean for the golden child's arrival.

What I want now

I'm at that point in my wardrobe where everything feels stale, like I've worn them to death when some of them have yet to see daylight. I should really consider turning some of them over to Plato's Closet, but every time I try bagging them, I suddenly become sentimental and can't do it.

Collage, from left to right

Acid wash jeans - forever21, $22.80
Shorts - Forever21, $15.80
Tank - Forever21, $8.80
Belted Dress - Forever21, $24.80
Beret - Forever21, $8.80
Leopard Ring - Forever21, $3.80
headband - Forever 21,
Snakeskin heels - Alloy, $34.50
Striped Cardigan - Delia's, $39.50
Mini Skirt - Alloy, $9.99
Floral bangle - Forever21, $4.80
Black heels - Payless, $38.00
Bag - Delia's, $29.50
Ring - Forever21, $4.80
Ring - Forever21, $3.80

Why isn't the black vampire in Twilight pale?

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I feel kind of bad for having made this thing and more or less abandoning the thing. Erica and Kayla kind of guilt tripped me a bit, so I spent a few hours trying to come up with an epic post. Rather than do research on the internet showing all the latest campaigns, I chose to waste my time coming up with new outfits to be worn later. Since I'm lazy, I then chose my favorite photos and turned them into a collage. I'm going to call it a teaser collage, so that perhaps one day, I will feel inspired enough walk into my back yard for some actual pictures.



Now that that's out of the way, on to more important matters. I never really bothered introducing myself on the blog, so, I'm thinking I should tell a few basics about myself. At first I thought I'd take the easy way out and steal a myspace quiz, but no, I've actually written down things I would want to know about someone.

First, my name is Savannah. I hail from a far away magical land known as Mississippi. I don't like spicy food or the filling of jelly doughnuts. Sprinkles make everything taste better, in my opinion; this includes steaks. I only wear make-up with tiny sparkles in it, no exceptions. I'm afraid of the dark and I hate the Freddy Krueger movies. I'm a slob. I had a rock collection; I lost it. I have one of those creepy second toes where it's slightly longer than the fat one and appears as though my foot is flipping you off. My favorite actress is Anne Hathaway and she's the most beautiful human on earth. My favorite actor is Zach Braff and I have, admittedly, photoshopped myself standing behind him before. I don't like Kanye West's music and I think his scowl looks silly. My favorite all time band ever is Phantom Planet and coming in at number 2 is Ben Kweller.

Well, I think that's enough for now. If you want me to answer any more questions, leave them in a comment or try to think about them really hard and maybe I'll be able to hone in on your brain waves, oh, one more thing.......

I'm pale

I love stormy weather. Right before a storm hits, it enables me to venture outdoors without having to smother myself in pounds of sunblock. Look ma' no freckles! One thing I've always found amusing about living in Mississippi is the beauty trends, at times, their fake oompa loompa tans mixed with bleach blond locks can be blinding. During the summer their skin reaches a plateau as the orange climaxes to a nifty neon cheetoh shade. Britney Spears would be proud. I wonder whether the local fake bakers realize that their skin is carrot colored or if they honestly see it as bronze?

Today's outfit is boring, but I figure I should post the good, the bad, AND the lazy. Sometimes when I read certain blogs I get annoyed by how awesome their outfits are. Some of them just don't have off days where they don't feel like trying. I wish I could do the same. Perhaps I have a new goal?

Well, I've been dying to make one of these and with a bit of prodding from a friend, I finally decided to do so. I'm not sure what this blog's destiny is yet. It might end up being my bitch blog, maybe a fashion blog, or perhaps nothing at all. I guess you'll just have to wait and see.

For now, a crappy mirror photo of what I wore today. Note to all that read this: Shorts are a bad idea around clawed animals.