Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I'm pale


I love stormy weather. Right before a storm hits, it enables me to venture outdoors without having to smother myself in pounds of sunblock. Look ma' no freckles! One thing I've always found amusing about living in Mississippi is the beauty trends, at times, their fake oompa loompa tans mixed with bleach blond locks can be blinding. During the summer their skin reaches a plateau as the orange climaxes to a nifty neon cheetoh shade. Britney Spears would be proud. I wonder whether the local fake bakers realize that their skin is carrot colored or if they honestly see it as bronze?

Today's outfit is boring, but I figure I should post the good, the bad, AND the lazy. Sometimes when I read certain blogs I get annoyed by how awesome their outfits are. Some of them just don't have off days where they don't feel like trying. I wish I could do the same. Perhaps I have a new goal?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Well, I've been dying to make one of these and with a bit of prodding from a friend, I finally decided to do so. I'm not sure what this blog's destiny is yet. It might end up being my bitch blog, maybe a fashion blog, or perhaps nothing at all. I guess you'll just have to wait and see.

For now, a crappy mirror photo of what I wore today. Note to all that read this: Shorts are a bad idea around clawed animals.